Ueberfreundezeit

Episode 12 — “Apologies to the Blind”

Jefff — Sat, 28 May 2011 22:03:12 +0000

Dave and Jeff have come for your eyes. They’ve come to tell your eyes about the soon-to-be-lost language whose only two speakers don’t speak to each other. They want your eyes to witness the baby preacher and be amazed by the sperm bike. There is also a mysterious quiz.

Other things: Wendy’s review, spelling Muammar Gadhafi, switchblades for the one-armed.

Episode 11 — “Crime Wire”

Jefff — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 02:49:54 +0000

This installment concerns transgressions. Like a woman misusing her vagina. Like a man with a ridiculous haircut becoming suddenly camera-shy. Like Mormons who long to have sex and grow beards. Dave and Jeff also attempt to write at least one decent knock-knock joke. Spoiler alert. They fail.

Episode 10 — “The Pickup Artists”

Jefff — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 04:32:50 +0000

Did you know that a cockfighting rooster killed a man? Neither did Dave. He also didn’t know about Thomas Edison’s 2011 predictions, the Catholic Church’s policy on organ donation for saints and non-saints, or the suicide bomber’s unfortunate text message. The fellas also dispense some advice on romance.

Episode 9 – “Put a Mustache on It”

Jefff — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 05:41:47 +0000

Dave and Jeff devote a goodly portion of their running time this episode to the tale of Joseph Smith and the Book of Abraham, while making brief mention of Tungo the penguin with a prosthetic beak and vaginal eroticism. Also: celebrity interviews.

Episode 8 – “Attack of the Gerrymanders”

Jefff — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 02:07:09 +0000

American history is on the minds of Dave and Jeff. Also of note: Dungeons & Dragons, the out-of-date zodiac, the gun store of Mexico, and a dog who wore sunglasses. So settle in with a fresh O’Doul’s and prepare yourself to learn about Admiral George Cockburn, The Pig War, and the true meaning of the word Gerrymander.

Episode 7 – “Not Heavily Racist”

Jefff — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 22:18:44 +0000

Dave and Jeff present a parade of ridiculous and pathetic racists, including a misparented boy, a bad neighbor, and a neo-Nazi embarrassed by his hateful tattoos. Also: lesbian lightbulb jokes and product ideas.

Episode 6 – “Drunk Edition”

Jefff — Tue, 26 Oct 2010 15:12:16 +0000

Dave and Jeff are drunk. It’s not as common an event as it should be, thanks in no small part to Dave’s affliction, which is discussed. Also discussed: Evo Morales, racking nards, short skirt prohibition and whether it should apply to cheerleaders, Jessica Alba’s non-nude scene, jobs plans with large fonts, and fictional catch-phrase for high-concept television. Enjoy.

Episode 5 – “Don’t Be a Hero”

Jefff — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 03:40:55 +0000

Suspense and adventure is afoot. As well as the next big fad: near-porn. It’s Dave versus the death ray. And big brother versus football. And giraffes versus their necks. And Pac-Man versus the ghosts. Enjoy!

“Los Perros de la Fiesta y la Cocaína”

Jefff — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 04:00:23 +0000

www.youtube.com/watch?v=epl6L5TuGF4

Episode 4 – “The Valencia Club”

Jefff — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 06:08:47 +0000

After a slightly extended break, Dave & Jeff recorded a slightly extended Ueberfreundezeit. Many topics of this crazy summer of 2010 vied for their attention, but only these were up to snuff: Volvo’s heartbeat-detecting intruder alert, the sad tale of Travis Kevie & the Valencia Club, the also-sad tale of the coked up greyhounds, dinosaurs & their problems, and of course Montana Fishburne. Things happened in North Korea, but they ignored them.