Dave and Jeff have come for your eyes. They’ve come to tell your eyes about the soon-to-be-lost language whose only two speakers don’t speak to each other. They want your eyes to witness the baby preacher and be amazed by the sperm bike. There is also a mysterious quiz.
Other things: Wendy’s review, spelling Muammar Gadhafi, switchblades for the one-armed.
This installment concerns transgressions. Like a woman misusing her vagina. Like a man with a ridiculous haircut becoming suddenly camera-shy. Like Mormons who long to have sex and grow beards. Dave and Jeff also attempt to write at least one decent knock-knock joke. Spoiler alert. They fail.
Did you know that a cockfighting rooster killed a man? Neither did Dave. He also didn’t know about Thomas Edison’s 2011 predictions, the Catholic Church’s policy on organ donation for saints and non-saints, or the suicide bomber’s unfortunate text message. The fellas also dispense some advice on romance.
Dave and Jeff devote a goodly portion of their running time this episode to the tale of Joseph Smith and the Book of Abraham, while making brief mention of Tungo the penguin with a prosthetic beak and vaginal eroticism. Also: celebrity interviews.
American history is on the minds of Dave and Jeff. Also of note: Dungeons & Dragons, the out-of-date zodiac, the gun store of Mexico, and a dog who wore sunglasses. So settle in with a fresh O’Doul’s and prepare yourself to learn about Admiral George Cockburn, The Pig War, and the true meaning of the word Gerrymander.
Dave and Jeff present a parade of ridiculous and pathetic racists, including a misparented boy, a bad neighbor, and a neo-Nazi embarrassed by his hateful tattoos. Also: lesbian lightbulb jokes and product ideas.
Dave and Jeff are drunk. It’s not as common an event as it should be, thanks in no small part to Dave’s affliction, which is discussed. Also discussed: Evo Morales, racking nards, short skirt prohibition and whether it should apply to cheerleaders, Jessica Alba’s non-nude scene, jobs plans with large fonts, and fictional catch-phrase for high-concept television. Enjoy.
Suspense and adventure is afoot. As well as the next big fad: near-porn. It’s Dave versus the death ray. And big brother versus football. And giraffes versus their necks. And Pac-Man versus the ghosts. Enjoy!
After a slightly extended break, Dave & Jeff recorded a slightly extended Ueberfreundezeit. Many topics of this crazy summer of 2010 vied for their attention, but only these were up to snuff: Volvo’s heartbeat-detecting intruder alert, the sad tale of Travis Kevie & the Valencia Club, the also-sad tale of the coked up greyhounds, dinosaurs & their problems, and of course Montana Fishburne. Things happened in North Korea, but they ignored them.
