Dave and Jeff have a guest this time around: their friend Danny, who has thoughts on sports and normcore fashion. Dave wonders about adding hashtags to sexts, and Jeff hates a word.
In this first of a new round of episodes, Dave and Jeff talk about comedy staples like peeing, vomiting, airports, the Oxford comma, martial arts, and Hall and Oates. Also, fox-tainted donkey meat.
Dave and Jeff have come for your eyes. They’ve come to tell your eyes about the soon-to-be-lost language whose only two speakers don’t speak to each other. They want your eyes to witness the baby preacher and be amazed by the sperm bike. There is also a mysterious quiz.
This installment concerns transgressions. Like a woman misusing her vagina. Like a man with a ridiculous haircut becoming suddenly camera-shy. Like Mormons who long to have sex and grow beards. Dave and Jeff also attempt to write at least one decent knock-knock joke. Spoiler alert. They fail.
Dave and Jeff are drunk. It’s not as common an event as it should be, thanks in no small part to Dave’s affliction, which is discussed. Also discussed: Evo Morales, racking nards, short skirt prohibition and whether it should apply to cheerleaders, Jessica Alba’s non-nude scene, jobs plans with large fonts, and fictional catch-phrase for high-concept television. Enjoy.