Dave and Jeff have a guest this time around: their friend Danny, who has thoughts on sports and normcore fashion. Dave wonders about adding hashtags to sexts, and Jeff hates a word.
Dave and Jeff have come for your eyes. They’ve come to tell your eyes about the soon-to-be-lost language whose only two speakers don’t speak to each other. They want your eyes to witness the baby preacher and be amazed by the sperm bike. There is also a mysterious quiz.
Did you know that a cockfighting rooster killed a man? Neither did Dave. He also didn’t know about Thomas Edison’s 2011 predictions, the Catholic Church’s policy on organ donation for saints and non-saints, or the suicide bomber’s unfortunate text message. The fellas also dispense some advice on romance.
American history is on the minds of Dave and Jeff. Also of note: Dungeons & Dragons, the out-of-date zodiac, the gun store of Mexico, and a dog who wore sunglasses. So settle in with a fresh O’Doul’s and prepare yourself to learn about Admiral George Cockburn, The Pig War, and the true meaning of the word Gerrymander.
Dave and Jeff are drunk. It’s not as common an event as it should be, thanks in no small part to Dave’s affliction, which is discussed. Also discussed: Evo Morales, racking nards, short skirt prohibition and whether it should apply to cheerleaders, Jessica Alba’s non-nude scene, jobs plans with large fonts, and fictional catch-phrase for high-concept television. Enjoy.