Episode 2:2 — “Really Ugly and Totally Acceptable”

May 12th, 2014 by Jefff

Dave and Jeff have a guest this time around: their friend Danny, who has thoughts on sports and normcore fashion. Dave wonders about adding hashtags to sexts, and Jeff hates a word.

Episode 2:1 — “Deep Cuts”

January 12th, 2014 by Jefff

In this first of a new round of episodes, Dave and Jeff talk about comedy staples like peeing, vomiting, airports, the Oxford comma, martial arts, and Hall and Oates. Also, fox-tainted donkey meat.

Episode 12 — “Apologies to the Blind”

May 28th, 2011 by Jefff

Dave and Jeff have come for your eyes. They’ve come to tell your eyes about the soon-to-be-lost language whose only two speakers don’t speak to each other. They want your eyes to witness the baby preacher and be amazed by the sperm bike. There is also a mysterious quiz.

Other things: Wendy’s review, spelling Muammar Gadhafi, switchblades for the one-armed.

Episode 11 — “Crime Wire”

April 14th, 2011 by Jefff

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This installment concerns transgressions. Like a woman misusing her vagina. Like a man with a ridiculous haircut becoming suddenly camera-shy. Like Mormons who long to have sex and grow beards. Dave and Jeff also attempt to write at least one decent knock-knock joke. Spoiler alert. They fail.

Episode 10 — “The Pickup Artists”

March 22nd, 2011 by Jefff

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Did you know that a cockfighting rooster killed a man? Neither did Dave. He also didn’t know about Thomas Edison’s 2011 predictions, the Catholic Church’s policy on organ donation for saints and non-saints, or the suicide bomber’s unfortunate text message. The fellas also dispense some advice on romance.

Episode 9 – “Put a Mustache on It”

March 2nd, 2011 by Jefff

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Dave and Jeff devote a goodly portion of their running time this episode to the tale of Joseph Smith and the Book of Abraham, while making brief mention of Tungo the penguin with a prosthetic beak and vaginal eroticism. Also: celebrity interviews.

Episode 8 – “Attack of the Gerrymanders”

January 26th, 2011 by Jefff

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American history is on the minds of Dave and Jeff. Also of note: Dungeons & Dragons, the out-of-date zodiac, the gun store of Mexico, and a dog who wore sunglasses. So settle in with a fresh O’Doul’s and prepare yourself to learn about Admiral George Cockburn, The Pig War, and the true meaning of the word Gerrymander.

Episode 7 – “Not Heavily Racist”

December 14th, 2010 by Jefff

Dave and Jeff present a parade of ridiculous and pathetic racists, including a misparented boy, a bad neighbor, and a neo-Nazi embarrassed by his hateful tattoos. Also: lesbian lightbulb jokes and product ideas.

Episode 6 – “Drunk Edition”

October 26th, 2010 by Jefff

Dave and Jeff are drunk. It’s not as common an event as it should be, thanks in no small part to Dave’s affliction, which is discussed. Also discussed: Evo Morales, racking nards, short skirt prohibition and whether it should apply to cheerleaders, Jessica Alba’s non-nude scene, jobs plans with large fonts, and fictional catch-phrase for high-concept television. Enjoy.

Episode 5 – “Don’t Be a Hero”

September 24th, 2010 by Jefff

Suspense and adventure is afoot. As well as the next big fad: near-porn. It’s Dave versus the death ray. And big brother versus football. And giraffes versus their necks. And Pac-Man versus the ghosts. Enjoy!